Finding Bigfoot: Pseudo Science And Total Ignorance!

Written by admin on January 1st, 2012

Finding Bigfoot

Discovery Channel and Animal Planet are two of my most favorite stations. ” Dirty Jobs”, “Animal Cops”, “Mythbusters”, “Man, Woman, Wild”, “Deadliest Catch” and even “Bear Grylls”. Some fun, entertaining shows and most of them are most of important of all, educational.  Then there’s the total crap shows, Finding Bigfoot, Lost Tapes and a few others. Shows with so much potential but are ruined with misinformation and stupidity.

Now, I will admit that as bad as Lost Tapes is, I totally enjoy the show.  I know it’s fake, I know these aren’t real videos of real peoples last moments.  I get it.  However, people are for the most total morons and believe everything they see when it’s presented as a truth.  I assure you that there are a lot of people that watch Lost Tapes and believe it’s all real, I have met them.

I was in Laughlin maybe a year ago.  Sitting as usual at my black jack table  when two young Latino guys also at my table were talking to a third guy who was talking to the dealer about Vampires.  Now, it wasn’t a deep conversation.  It was actually just small talk about the Vampire Diaries I believe.  I was too busy unsuccessfully counting cards to pay much attention when one of the Latino kids says, “No man, Vampires are real! I saw it on Animal Planet, yo!”  His friend then jumps in and says something like, I saw this special, they found these tapes yo.  This family was terrorized by this monster vampire!”

I understand that Animal Planet implies the show is a complete fake by saying that the show is inspired the thought that such animal do exist.  But, they have got to understand, stupid don’t get that.  Hell, I didn’t get it at first either.  I watched the first episode and was blown away, I thought, “How in the hell did I never hear of this chick on a boat?”  I immediately went online and found so many others looking for answers as well.  After finding forum after forum with the topic, I found one that said it never happened.  It explained the myth and I was pissed!  How Animal Planet put out this war of the worlds type bullshit?  Then I saw another episode again and I paid more attention to the opening, “Inspired by the possibilities that animals like this exist.” Now I just think it’s a fun, entertaining show.  I just wish they’d make it more clear to us idiots that the show is just for fun.

Finding Bigfoot CrewFinding Bigfoot.  This takes stupidity and ignorance to a whole new level. Matt Moneymaker scares me. He can’t be as big of an idiot in real as he appears on the show. In every single episode this guy makes the most outrageous claims based on hearsay, conjecture and “eye witness reports”, oh and of course the occasional footprint. He really needs to learn about the scientific method. Now, I don’t claim to be a scientist but at least I have a the vaguest idea of how to research, document and conduct experiments. I know enough to know that just because you don’t have an answer for something doesn’t mean it’s Bigfoot.

Matt MoneymakerThis moron, just wants to believe in the creature so bad that he has lost all objectivity. This is how pretty much every show goes. Matt and his team show up and talk to some witnesses. Immediately Matt is convinced there is a Bigfoot out there. Next they take the witness out to the field and they get the big man Bobo to run, jump, skip or crawl in some manner that the “eye witness” saw the Bigfoot move. When Bobo can’t match it, Matt declares that it’s obviously a Bigfoot. If Bobo can match it, Matt pretty much ignores it and continues on until he gets to something that they can’t explain and then will declare that it’s a Bigfoot.

I would so love to go along with these people for a few trips if anything to add some objectivity to the show. The “scientist” on the show Ranae Holland never seems to get her objections listened to. Maybe the just edit them out? But, I can’t believe someone with a science researchers background like her’s isn’t laughing at him non-stop for Matt’s outrageous claims.

This show has so many possibilities but Matt’s total ignorance of science is just so laughable it makes the show a total joke. I want to like it, I want to believe in Bigfoot. I want to believe the possibility of that and so much more. But, I am not going to jump on the “It’s a Squatch!” Bandwagon based on the evidence presented in this show because Matt righteously announces that everything he hears is proof!

 

Pepper Spraying Cop – Good For Him!

Written by admin on December 16th, 2011

We have turned into a world cry babies.  Some dumb kids were protesting shit they know nothing about in any real sense of the issues.  They are repeatedly told to move as they are blocking an exit to something.  Then, one of the school police officers walks over with his huge can of pepper spray and holds it out so everyone can see what’s coming.  The kids refuse to move.  They have been given  a legal order to disperse and they failed to do so.  They got peppered sprayed.  That’s it.  No one was beaten, baton’d or otherwise abused.

Lt. Pike Pepper Sprays ProtestersIt doesn’t matter what the kids were protesting.  It doesn’t matter if they right or wrong in their ideology.  It doesn’t matter if I think they are just dumb college kids.  It doesn’t matter if I am wrong about them.  The only thing that matters in this case is did the cop, Lieutenant John Pike or one of the other officers give a lawful order to  disperse.  If so, then the police were completely justified in their use of pepper spray.  End of story.

I will be the first to agree that it looks bad.  I don’t see that it looks violent in any way but I agree it really doesn’t look good at all.  But, cops have the unfortunate job of having to do ugly things every day.  Cops are a like nature.  People want to see them as some cosmic force of just and good.  They are not, they can not be and never will be. They have to uphold stupid laws written stupid moronic liberals and just flat out borderline retarded conservatives.

It is impossible to enforce any law in a peaceful and beautiful way if someone wants to resist it.  It’s always goingLt. Pike Pepper Sprays Protesters Again to get ugly.  Hence they are like nature.  People have this unreal of view nature. People will look at a lioness and her cubs playing in a majestic looking all natural field and find it beautiful.  Nature at it’s best.  But, the same hypicrate will turn their head in disgust when said lioness and her cute cubs are covered in blood as they rip apart eat beautiful gazelle alive.

Do you remember the 60′s?  I was only alive for the last year of them.  So I don’t actually remember them but I do know a little about them.  I remember seeing kids protesting in college and being beaten brutally because they failed to disperse.  And, at that time, cops didn’t have much in the way of crowd control.  Things like this just weren’t expected on a school campus.  They didn’t have mace, hell I don’t even think it was invented until 1965.  I am sure it wasn’t used on the force until the very late 60′s and even though I would imagine it was only used by the larger agencies, LA, NY but most smaller city and sheriff’s departments I am sure couldn’t afford it until the mid to late 70′s.  But, my point here is.  Mace and Pepper Spray are used now as a non-lethal and non-violent solution to crowd control.

Another thing to remember is that resisting arrest in the most peaceful Gandhi of ways, is still resisting arrest.  Cops are trained in use of force tactics.  And at what level to use them.  It all starts with the cops presence and words.  Their presence and a verbal order is the first level.  Some agencies will consider putting hands those resisting and the next step.  This is considered to be grabbing, wrist locks and other simple ways to gain compliance.  The next step would be pepper spray.  If that doesn’t work now we’re talking an actual fight, fist punching, kicking, throws and so on.  If that doesn’t work than, they move on to non-lethal weapons, batons, rubber bullets, things of that nature.  When that fails, out come the guns and the problem is solved. However, the the order doesn’t have to go like that.  Cops, can skip levels if they feel the need.  And, crowd control is one of those times it’s best to skip a level.

But wait?!  Those kids were just sitting down damn it!  They were threatening anyone’s safety!  How can you justify a jump in use of force like that?

Well it’s easy actually.   There’s this thing called mob mentality.  You can take the most calm people on earth and stick them in a crowd and the vast majority of them will follow the crowd no matter what.  All it takes is for one idiot to jump off and start throwing punches and panic can and usually does ensue.  Had those cops started to grab those kids and dragged them outta there first, it’s quite possible one of them would have overreacted and started throwing punches.  If I am bent over grabbing some kid and trying to remove him.  I am now left vulnerable to the rest of the kids.  It just takes one of them to jump up and hit me.  As much as those cops have a responsibility to protecting those kids, their own personal safety is going to come first.  It’s not just the way they are trained, it’s human nature.  Pepper spray was the next logical step.  It’s non-lethal, it doesn’t leave scaring and it keeps the cops from beating the kids and the kids from beating the cops.

Can you just imagine if they had pepper spray in the 60′s?  Instead of kids that refused to follow lawful commands getting the crap beat out of them, a few shots of pepper spray and problem solved.  The world would never have had to seen photos like this…

Kent State Massacre

John Filo's iconic Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph of Mary Ann Vecchio, a 14-year-old runaway, kneeling in anguish over the body of Jeffrey Miller minutes after he was shot by the Ohio National Guard.

 

Nothing To Rant About…

Written by admin on December 13th, 2011

Been sitting here for five minute.  Dirty Jobs plays on the Discovery Channel in the background and I can’t think of thing I care to rant about.  Lot’s of things to talk about though.  The Occupy stuff, the Penn State stuff, TV, Movies, and I just have no desire to rant about anything.  I think it’s because deep down I know that no matter how much I rant, no one gets, no cares and people are just pretty much content to live their stupid little lives, having their stupid little thoughts and they will never ever change.

I know I sound like I am having some kinda pout session.  I am not.  I just am bored.  I can’t do anything I want to do, I’m broke, not homeless broke, I mean I can go put gas in my car or get some food.  I just mean, that what I want to do. Go on some long ass drive cross country and see shit, I can’t do.  It costs so much money just to drive.  I want to make some extra money but no one wants to pay me to do what I want to do.  I’ve worked doing things I don’t like to do so and have no plans to do that again.  It’s just not worth it.  Some people think it is, but it’s not.  I have a job, it pays, I am ok with it.  If I am gonna do something for extra money, it’s gonna be something I want to do.  The key to happiness is finding something you want to do and then find a way to get paid to do it.

Anyways, so why rant, no one’s paying me for it.  And since no one’s listening, why bother?  I think that’s my point.  I just need to figure out a way to get people’s attention, and then figure out how to get them to spend money on me.  Then I guess I’d be happy.

Now, if you don’t mind I need to upload a photo or two.  I just upgrades my blog software and uploading images is supposed to be “easier than ever!”  We’ll see about that!

Dumb Blonde

Ford's Theater

 

Dumb Things I’ve Done!

Written by admin on August 20th, 2011

A long time ago I was dating this girl Jen. Oh god how I loved her. I was freshly divorced and it was nice to spend time with a girl that actually seemed to like me.

Some women can marry a guy, have a kid, and still make her husband feel like he’s important. Now, men know we’re not important but we’re fragile creatures so it’s awesome when a women can fake The Colorado Belle and Tropicana Expressthat she really gives shit about us after having kids. When they can’t fake it, divorce happens, or the guy stays married, cheats and eventually becomes a serial killer. I did all three. But, that’s another story….

This is about stupid things I’ve done. So back to Jen and I. By this time I wasn’t working any more. I wasn’t cop any more, I hadn’t yet started selling cars. I was depressed, but was too young and stupid to realize it. So I spent months spending every day with the girlfriend. She eventually moved in. She worked I gambled to pay the bills. Really! I actually did ok for a while. But, my luck changed. I could win for anything. Every trip to Laughlin ended in defeat.

We would stay at the Ramada Express. It’s now the called the Tropicana. If we were lucky we’d get the room comp’d and maybe a nice lobster dinner. This one trip, we were broke, had enough for gas money home, not even any food money. So I get this bright idea. I am gonna get our meal for free!

In our room, I break a glass. I take a sliver of the glass with me. I put it in some tissue and into my pocket. We walk across the street to the Colorado Belle. We head upstairs to their diner and order our meal.

I had it all planned out. Towards the end of the meal, I very slyly take the sliver out of the tissue. I poke it in to my lip and gums, enough to make me bleed. I reach for my glass and bring it to my lips and then as the waitress is walking up to the table, I drop the glass on the table and say, “Ouch!” It was very convincing, I didn’t scream it, just said it loud enough that if the waitress wasn’t watching me, she would be now.

She immediately comes over to my table and I say that something cut my lip. I reach to my mouth and between my lip and gums I pull out the tiny glass sliver on my finger. “Is that glass! Did I just cut myself with a broken glass!” The waitress looks horrified and says she’ll come back with the manager.

A few moments later the waitress and manager are back. He’s looking at me suspiciously. I can’t figure out why. I don’t look like a criminal, I was well dressed and my performance was first rate I must say. I keep it up saying things like, “Do I need a shot?” “Our meals are ruined!” The girlfriend got in to it to saying, “I’ve lost my appetite now.”

The manager still looking at me suspiciously and says, “I am very sorry this happened, I can’t imagine how it happened. Sir, do you still have the sliver?” I show it to him on the table in it’s little napkin. He inspects it. He looks confused, then says, “Sir, allow us to comp your meal. But, I just don’t get it.”

I ask him what’s not to get? Glass, cut, blood, it’s pretty simple. Still looking at me. The manager replies, “Well, it’s just that your drinking glass is plastic. We don’t serve any drinks in actually glass. I can’t imagine where it would have come from.

“Well I don’t know where the hell it came from either! But, I do know that I am bleeding and I am not in the habit of spontaneous bleeding! Jen, let’s go!”

We left 5 bucks on the table for the waitress and got the hell out of there before the manager figured it out.

Lesson learned here. When attempting to scam a free meal with the old sliver of glass trick. Make sure the establishment actually has glass in it.

 

The New Host Is Great And So Are The Screen Savers!

Written by admin on June 28th, 2011

Well, I have now been with my new host for a few days now and wow!  What a difference!  I was designing a blog for a client last week. I am still not finished with it.  But, I spent over two hours just trying to insert a photo into the post!  My host then pissed me off when I complained about it.  I left, couldn’t be happier about it.  I cannot believe how fast the admin area is now.  I mean, I click to insert things and BAM!  Done!  I refresh pages and they load right up.  I used to reload this site to see how my changes looked and it would take at least 30 seconds if not up to a minute for the page to load and sometimes it wouldn’t load at all.  I would just be stuck with a white screen because the loading page just lagged out.

I have been working night and day on getting the Celebrity Screen Saver ready to go.  I believe it is ready.  Gonna make a post about in a few minutes, just need to go refresh my coffee and upload my video announcement for it on youtube.

 

Celebrity Nipslips Screensaver!

Written by admin on June 24th, 2011

Courtney Cox Opps a BoobieWell, first I want to say that if this page is loading slow, I am sorry. I am in the process of changing hosts. The one I am on at the moment has been great, but always slow. I find out today that it’s because I am on an old server and that I should upgrade. I decided they are right, so I am upgrading to a new host! It’s such a long story that I won’t get in to right now. Instead I want to talk about my all new Celebrity Nipslip Screensaver!

I have been experimenting the past few months with building screensavers and have a lot of fun with them. Then it dawned on me that I should share them with the world! Then a better idea occurred to me, I should share them with the world at a reasonable price!!! So I was off to see what others were selling theirs for. I found that there is a lot of crap out there. And, they are charging a lot for it! Worse than that, they are screwing you along the way.

I bought a few of them, and sure enough they all had other bullshit in them. I just wanted the screensaver. I didn’t want to change my search engine to Bing, or Yahoo. I didn’t want to add another toolbar to my browser either. I get so offended when I actually pay for something and they have audacity try to install that shit without my knowing. How do they do that? Well, if you’re new to the internet, whenever you install something and it asks, you if you want the preferred install or the custom, always choose custom! This will show you all the bullshit they were also going to install along with the program you just got.

All this research made me realize, I need some fun screensavers that people can buy and Kate Bosworth Beach Boobsnot have to worry about anything when they install it. I also didn’t want to charge a ton of money of them. Well, sure, that would be nice but I like making them so I am just gonna charge the bare minimum. Enough to pay for my time assuming enough people buy them. All be honest here. My goal is for millions to buy them! But, more realistically, I just want people see them and think, “Hey, that looks fun, it’s only a few bucks, let’s give it a try. And, if they have fun with it, they will be back for more. That is my hope at least. But, I have to charge something to make sure I can afford the bandwidth at least.

So let’s see some previews, I have two right now I had fun with. Two things, I love in this world, celebrities and boobies! When you combine the two, well, it’s like bacon, it just doesn’t get any better. I’ve created two celebrity nipslip savers and one dancing boobies screen saver. The first volume will be up in a day or two it contains over 300 photos! Below are just a few photos from the screen saver…

 

Amber Tamblyn's Nipple
Amber Tamblyn’s cute little nipple makes a break for it!

Frankie Sandford From The Saturdays
Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays and her sweet little Perkiness!

Cameron Diaz Topless Beach
Cameron Diaz has some fun in the sun while topless at the beach!

Jane Fonda and The Twins
Jane Fonda and the twins enjoy a relaxing day at the beach!

Christina Ricci Boob Escape
Christina Ricci’s boob tries to escape!

And, there’s just not nipslips. I’ve added some great video captures of some of our favorite celebrities. Also keep in mind, the ones I am posting here are fairly tame, so what I am trying to say is that this screensavers isn’t for the kids. But, it’s fun for the office or home pc or laptop.

Heather Graham Naked Boobies
Heather Graham is so cute and this series of naked pictures shows her wonderful smile and perfect boobies!

Olivia Wilde In Bed
Olivia Wilde in bed in some movie, who cares, it’s Olivia Wilde’s precious boobage!


Well, as I said, over 300 photos and over 140 celebrities! Here’s a list even…

 

Adriana Lima  

Alicia Silverstone

Alison Eastwood

Alyssa Milano

Amanda Peet

Amanda Righetti

Amber Tamblyn

Amy Poehler

Amy Smart

Andrea Thompson CNN

Angelina Joile

Anna Nicole Smith

Anne Hathaway

Anne Heche

Ashley Judd

Ashley Tisdale

Audrina Partridge

Bai Ling

Beth Riesgraf

Bijou Phillips

Britney Spears

Britt Ekland

Cameron Diaz

Carrie Ann Moss

C. Peterson “Elvira”

Catherine Bell

Catherine Zeta Jones

Charisma Carpenter

Charlize Theron

Cheryl Crow

Cheryl Hines

Chloe Sevigny

Christina Ricci

Cindy Crawford

Clemence Poesy

Courtney Cox

Daryl Hannah  

Debbie Gibson

Debbie Harry

Demi Moore

Denise Crosby

Diane Kruger

Diane Lane

Drew Barrymore

Elisabeth Shue

Elizabeth Mitchell

Ellen Pompeo

Erika Eleniak

Estella Warren

Frankie Sandford

Gabriella Sabatini

Geena Davis

Gwyneth Paltrow

Halle Berry

Hayden Panettiere

Hayley Williams Paramor..

Heather Graham

Heidi Klum

Helen Mirren

Helena Bonham Carter

Hillary Duff

Hunter Tylo

Jaime Pressly

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Presly

Jane Fonda

Jane Seymour

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Connelly

Jessica Alba

Jill Hennessy

Joan Severance

Jodie Foster  

Julie Benz

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Hudson

Kate-Bosworth

Kathrine Heigl

Kathy-Griffin

Katie Holmes

Keira Knightley

Kelly Preston

Kendra Wilkinson

Khloe Kardashian

Kim Basinger

Kirsten Dunst

Kristin Chenoweth

Kristin Davis

Lady Gaga

Lara Flynn Boyle

Laura Prepon

Lil’ Kim

Linda Blair

Lindsay Lohan

Liv Tyler

Lucy Liu

Madeleine Stowe

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Marg Helgenberger

Maria Bello

Maria Menounos

Mariah Carey

Marilyn Monroe

Megan Fox

Michelle Hunziker

Milla-Jovovich

Mischa Barton

Nancy Travis

Naomi Watts

Natalie Portman  

Nicole Richie

Olivia Wilde

Paris Hilton

Patricia Arquette

Penelope Cruz

Pink

Piper Perabo

Rachel Mcadams

Rihanna

Rosario Dawson

Rose Mcgowan

Salma Hayek

Sarah Harding

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Shania Twain

Shannen Doherty

Shannon Elizabeth

Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Stone

Sigourney Weaver

Sofia Vergara

Stacy Dash

Susan Sarandon

Tara Reid

Taylor Swift

Teri Hatcher

Terry Farrell

Thora Birch

Tiffani Amber Thiessen

Toni Collette

Tracy Bingham

Tricia Helfer

Uma Thurman

Ursula Andress

Victoria Silvstedt

Whitney Port

I hope to have the screensavers ready for download in a day or two as mentioned. I will make my next post when they are ready.

 

I Lost It All!

Written by admin on June 18th, 2010

Lost all my rants! I had to change hosts, never got export the old blog. I have all the old files from the old host but that seems to do no good as I uploaded them here and nothing shows :(

It’s going to take some time start adding what I can back. But, in the meantime I am gonna get started on my screen savers that I have been promising.